World: sorry, what was that, Emma?
Me: oh, no, nothing, don't worry.
World: no, honestly, I didn't hear you: you were mumbling. You always mumble.
Me: oh, no, I just said that I ran 11.39k outside in 1 hour and 18 minutes. Nothing important. Just... y'know... half of my half marathon. Whatever. It's cool.
World: wha...? Oh my gawd! That's amazing!
Me: no, please, I'm a humble person. Don't make a big thing of it. I'm shy.
World: but that's, like...
Me: stop. Honestly, stop.
World: but only two months ago, you had never...
Me: it's embarrassing. I'm so humble.
I was also hungover. Not boasting. Just informing.
ReplyDeleteAnd it was pretty hot.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what those numbers mean, but I assume they translate to: You Ran Far, Very Quickly. Yay you!
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