An American in Saigon

 

Oh blessed morn, beautiful day that bringeth my Courtney to me!  If you follow my blog, you may know that my devoutest of all Followers/Commenters is my dearest darling CQD, who, from her little book nest in Massachusetts hath committed her wit, smile and general day-to-day musings to undeserving me, forever on the other side of the world.  What I have done to merit her affection, I know not, but very glad am I for it!

Right.  Enough Yoda-come-Gerard-Manley-Hopkins talk.  Courtney came to visit, and it was simply pleasantness personified.  A self-proclaimed atheist of the Li Hi culture, CQD outlined that her expectations of her visit were unpretentious and easy to accommodate:

1. See my face.
2. Smell my skin.
3. Sunbathe by a pool.
4. Read all the e-books currently available on loan from the Salem Public Library.
5. Be in Vietnam.
6. Have a very different experience to her father, who popped over "on tour" some thirty to forty years ago.  Apparently Vietnam was quite a different place back then: there was no air con.  Awful.

Thanks to a conveniently placed weekend in the middle of her flying visit, we also got to do all these things in Hoi An, as well as in Saigon.  Hoi An, if you remember from an earlier blog post, is full of lanterns and temples and bicycles and is everyone's image of what Vietnam is/ought to be/once was.

And obviously, as Courtney is one bridesmaid of four, we spent a large chunk of our time talking about the...

And how I am soon to be one part of a...

 



And about colour schemes, and bouquets and shoes, and rehearsal dinners and music to enter and exit by and invitations and generally viewing life through these:

Before I continue and defame us both, could I please make the very clear statement that both Courtney and I are Professional and Intelligent Feminists.  Please, let me introduce you to some of our shared role models:




Dorothy Parker - look her up.

 Dorothy Parker (New Yorker): abused, bitter, literate, mean about other peoples' literary works, enjoyed champagne, disliked dancing with men who stepped on her toes.












Emily.

Emily Bronte (Old Yorker): singleton, obsessed with the gothic, creator of disturbingly attractive mean male protagonists, wrote her novels in the same room she died in.






















Edith (Parisian): French, poor, orphaned, rejected, alcoholic songstress.  Inspiration for many; probably her own downfall.













Yes: literate or musical, bitter, expressive alcoholics. 

So it's important to note that our inane conversations about bows, bridesmaids, colour schemes, lace, tartan and garters this week was entirely our choice and right as empowered twenty first century women, and not the idiotic twitterings of twenty-somethings who have not yet grown out of secondary school procrastinating chat and note-passing during assembly.
A perfect response to the Feminist Discourse we had over cocktails on the roof of the Caravelle was to go and get Courtney fitted for her bridesmaid dress.

And to selfie (v. to take pictures of oneself in a vain and inane way) whilst making ridiculous faces:

 

 

"You come to my house on the day of my daughter's wedding?"

And to walk behind each other on the beach, whilst holding our Cath Kidston's as if they are Birkin Bags (this is a 'thing' that both Frenchie and Courtney have introduced me to.  Apparently the 'Birkin' is some famous Hermes bag made in homage to some famous woman called Jane Birkin who dated/was married to Serge Gainsborough.  Pah!  Capitalism.)

 

...Yeah... I put that photo in there deliberately to make you jealous.  I admit it.

And to have tea and become a tourist attraction for a group of Thai (they looked suspiciously Japanese/Korean) tourists because, let's be honest, we looked pretty idyllic in this tea house:

Now that's how empowered, bra-burning, beer-drinking feminists roll!  Uh huh.  Don't you even try to oppress us and compartmentalise us as those women who fantasise about romantic walks on the beach, darling tea cups and egotistical vanity.  No suh!

The highlight of the trip was the purchase of some teapot earrings that have completed my Afternoon Tea For Miniature People In The Form Of Earrings set.  Doesn't everyone have one of these?

Courtney has gone now, and it's horrible and sad and I don't want to talk about it.  I'm watching 80 Hours of 80s on the V channel to make up for it.  So far 99 Red Balloons, Madonna and Prince are doing nothing to console me.  Sad smiley.